The reason the world is dark is because Reagan took away the t-bird, the barberques, the fruit loops, he took away my everything even my pension!!! My father fought for this country in Korea and Vietnam and reagan dumped him on the streets for what? FOR WHAT FOOLS!? The GOP is the party of the nazi brigaders and penguin jelly sponges! They want to throw me out of my lotadila onto my skevit once the pensions dry up for nothing! Nothing! While I sit and starve and reep! Gop fascists sitting in drooperchairs, contemplating tax cuts for the fat cats, tax cutting for the rich people while we starve for want of an eggnode, while starbucks frapacuinos are only the best with robitusen. Sprites on my pc collide with the night while Bush and Trump file suit to stop the legal proceedings of social security and chucknology!! Its the end of america if you fascists elect trump! Take away our food and our jobs overseas to china on a radish pickle Yoda cloud!! I will come for you first republican fascist snotrag! I'll radish you with my concealed carried yam and bang you all over the side of the sinpad! YAM! YAM! YAM! Repent wicked sinners! Trump will fistilige and pillage and Trumpet the skaxis and the Trumpeting republican Trumpeters are gonna jax the skillet dry with klingon volkswagons making my day! F**K OFF REPUBLICAN FASCISTS!! NAZIS! HEIL DONALD TRUMP MAYNARD REPUBLICANS!!
Tough act to follow, nicht wahr?