LOL, I knew you’d appreciate the absurdness of it all!
I live next to Rocky Mountain Nat. Park. It has some glaciers. Itty bitty glaciers that have been receding for 12,000 years from the 3 miles of ice covering everything in sight that they were then. But the itty bitty glaciers us white eyes found here 130 years ago are still here.
When I first moved here 30 years ago some clown had NPR on the jobsite radio. They reported, via the Sierra Club, that tourists walking on the tundra trails on Trail Ridge road were destroying all the delicate tundra plants in RMNP. I thought “WTF? I was up there two days ago and saw “delicate tundra plants” growing up through cracks in the asphalt paths breaking the paths apart!”
Not to mention those paths amount to about one one billionth of all the tundra in RMNP much less the rest of the Rocky Mountains. That was the day that I knew the environmentalists were 100% full of green steamy horse shi’ite. Ten years before they started the CO2 baloney.