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It IS funny as all get out.
Posted on 07/22/2016 5:42:04 PM PDT by BlackFemaleArmyColonel
The President of Mexico threatened at the world economic summit grave consequences if Trump gets the Presidential seat: all the Mexicans in the USA will be going back home to Mexico.
The Mexican government announced they will close their borders to Americans in the event that Donald Trump is elected President of the United States. President Enrique Peña Nieto announced the country fears Americans will flood their country and bring violence and chaos to their streets. “Many Americans have expressed a desire to relocate to our country in the event that Donald Trump becomes President. We cannot have Mexico flooded with criminals and rapists,” he said.
In an interview with Telemundo, Nieto also announced that “further action will be taken by the Mexican government to ensure every single citizen of Mexico currently residing in the United States is brought home safely.” “We will not play around with something as important as the lives of our people. In our eyes and the eyes of every Mexican in the world, Donald Trump is a xenophobic, bigoted terrorist and imperialist who will ruin a country that was once a true friend of Mexico.”
However, many Mexicans who have managed to obtain a U.S. citizenship through legal channels fear this move. Mexico is currently the 3rd largest trading partner of the United States, with $507 billion worth of goods trade in 2013 alone. “Although shutting down the influx of billions of dollars that our people send home every month could cripple our economy, I still believe this is the right thing to do in the long run,” the President argued. “We’ll bring our people home, where it is safe and welcoming. We will be able to offer them better and more civilized working conditions.”
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See? Trump wanted self-deportations and that is already lining up. So much for the liberal talking point that it would cost us untold hundreds of millions of dollars to have a Trump immigration policy.
As for any economic aspects, we can determine how many LEGAL immigrants we want, and invite them from the vast lines of people in many countries who are ready to come here legally.
A rational immigration policy is just around the corner, and 6 months away!
Hey Nieto,here’s a news flash for you. Your country sucks, That’s why so many of your people are here. Get a clue! Oh, and STFU!!
Is this the onion...the peoples cube?
ooops.... too good to be true.
LOL
Wow! Trump said quickly, but this is truly amazingly fast. The illegal alien problem is already solved and Trump hasn’t even yet been sworn in. If this can’t convince them to vote Trump, nothing can.
Only a million votes? Landslide is too small a term.
“Don’t put locks on the doors of your house or I’ll stop raping you.” ~ Says the Tarahumara-hating, German/Irish president of Meheecko.
If Trump wins twice, will he ask all those parents to also bring their KIDS back with them..?
Best reason yet to vote Trump.
Great! Trump’s prediction is coming true: Mexico will pay for and build the wall to keep “American criminals and rapists” out! Isn’t this just grand?
I prefer the trebuchet:
“WHOOM,WHOOM, ¡¡ay carambaaaaa!!”
CC
Can I vote right now? Why wait for November.
Please, please Bre’r Fox, don’t throw me in that briar patch!
That depends entirely on whether we keep the Senate...
Trump needs to send Pence out to vulnerable seats and help keep them...
Beat me to it! Great minds run on the same track.
Dang I can’t find that sarcasm tag .....LOL !
Everyone's buying LOL!
It IS funny as all get out.
Peña Nieto announced the country fears Americans will flood their country and bring violence and chaos to their streets.
Obviously a jole.
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