[publius911]

Same thing at all airports. They would have to pass through the mohamet cartoon and joke room, a room where a video is playing with Jerry Seinfield telling moslem jokes.

Much simpler and effective is invite every passenger from a muslim country (directly or indirectly) entering the USA by any form of transport to eat a small amount of pork rind. Me? I would tale a handful...

[ROCKLOBSTER]

Does that actually contain any pork? I thought it was just another snack creation made from flour and salt...maybe artificial flavoring.

Pre-cooked bacon would work though, or your choice of deli sausage samplers.