Not my girls. The first one of those degenerates that comes sniffing around my daughters is going to be fed to the hogs.
Nice.....or as we do here in Arkansas.....back up a wood chipper to a catfish pond. If you don't like the mess, you can always freeze the vermin overnight. When you are done, just remove the battery and control panel box with the electronics in it and back it on into the pond.......the fish will clean it up nicely.