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To: kevao; BlackFemaleArmyCaptain

Please come up with something better than “Crooked Hillary.”


Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says: “The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.”

Hillary: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi ?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean voter fraud?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the drones in our own country spying on citizens without the benefit of the law?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million right before it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”

Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens’ phone calls, emails and everything else?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Obama’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Obama’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Obama’s repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Obama’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper, and Holder all lying to Congress?”

Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “I give up! — Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck middle class tax-paying citizens again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?”

Trump: “THAT’S THE ONE!”


18 posted on 05/04/2016 10:29:14 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: UCANSEE2

One of Trumps first things in office is to clean house of all the Muslim Brotherhood in our administration. That is a very big concern.


21 posted on 05/04/2016 10:33:17 PM PDT by MarineMom613 (RIP Sandra Sue, my fur baby 12/31/1999 ~ 7/2/2010 - See you on the other side!)
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To: UCANSEE2

bttt


50 posted on 05/05/2016 7:07:12 AM PDT by petercooper (All the world's problems are caused by the sandrats, hoodrats, gimmedats, democrats and commiecrats.)
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