The 7 Most Idiotic, Hypocritical Things You’ll See On Earth Day Tomorrow, GUARANTEED

Red State ^ | 4/22/16 | Caleb Howe

[smartyaz]

[Mechanicos]

Earth day is tomorrow? Dang, the pile of tires is too wet to burn...

[Covenantor]

It’s on April 22nd, today, along with being the birthday of Vladimir Lenin and Machine Gun Kelly, the purveyors of death at wholesale and retail levels respectively.

[Samwell Tarly]

Happy Nerf Day everybody!!

[fruser1]

Just like daylight savings is the trigger to check the batteries in smoke detectors, earth day is the time to dump used motor oil down the slop sink.

[SamAdams76]

In celebration of Earth Day I’m going to leave every light in my house turned on.

[metmom]

And don’t forget to turn on all the lights!

What time so I can join them?

[rjsimmon]

Also this started to change around the time of the first Earth Day and I don’t see anything wrong with designating one day a year to celebrate this.

Agreed, I too recall the campaign to stop throwing trash out on the highways (an Italian presenting himself as an American Indian, BTW) and it worked quite well. However, Earth Day 1970 made some absurd predictions that were intended to drive the people to a more agrarian society and put everyone in fear of the climate boogey man.

“It is already too late to avoid mass starvation.”
• Denis Hayes, chief organizer for Earth Day

Earth Day predictions

Failed Earth Day predictions

[wally_bert]

I have a 79 era 350 blazer that I should spin over. It’s about shot but I like the old bucket Blazer anyway.

[madball53]

I’m going to burn my old tires.

[wally_bert]

No such thing dear comrade.

[showme_the_Glory]

Doesn’t yo six fo gotta Jerry Brown PCV valve?

[lafroste]

I have a large brush pile that I’ve been meaning to burn. You just helped convince me that I need to burn it this evening to celebrate erf day. What a good idea.

[cyclotic]

I will be having a bonfire tonight while we’re camping. Maybe I’ll pour some oil on it to make it extra smoky.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Lest we forget THIS about “Erf” day..

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/apr/20/earth-days-dark-side-789496388/?page=all

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/42711922/ns/technology_and_science-science/t/earth-day-co-founder-killed-composted-girlfriend/#.Vxoy6XqsOJc

[hal ogen]

It’s a good time for me to burn the pile of old tires I have out back. I’m protesting the raping of rubber trees by the white devils.

[bubbacluck]

....earth day is the time to dump used motor oil down the slop sink.

Makes sense to me. Just putting it back where it came from.

[JD_UTDallas]

Cinco de mayo is a Mexican holiday celebrating the victory of the then scrappy Mexican army against at the time a world superpower France. Thus ending France’s and Napoleon’s occupation of the recently independent Mexico. Down here in Texico it’s a excuse to drink margaritas and eat fajitas till you pass out ;-) yesterday was San Jacinto day when the scrappy Texian army kicked the snot out of Santa Anna’s tyranny a$$ I was at a Mexican restaurant drinking Shiner Bock rubbing it in yesterday for happy hour ha.

[Impala64ssa]

Doesn’t yo six fo gotta Jerry Brown PCV valve? Nope, it was built in the old Tarrytown, NY plant. Just got an old school oil breather cap and a small orifice tube that goes into the intake manifold under the carb. The ones built in CA had the PCV.

[Billthedrill]

So to be clear, they’re killing trees for paper, octopi for ink (that’s a joke, humorless libs) and dinosaurs for electricty (not a joke. #SaveTheTRex!!), again on their little earth-murdering handheld miracles.

I was fine with Save The Whales, but when the evil Big Oil companies moved from making gasoline out of dead dinosaur juice and making it out of live dinosaurs, well, I drew the line right there, mister. Dinosaur abbatoirs. Baby brontosauruses adrift on ice floes. Mastodons shivering in the dark!

"But Bill," you say, "they don't make gasoline out of dinosaurs and anyway a mastodon isn't a dinosaur at all..." Sure. That's what They want you to say, denier!