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To: The Looking Spoon
How many bathrooms do we need?

1 for hetero males - they don't get excited looking at each other's junk
1 for hetero femiales - they don't get excited looking at each other's junk
1 for homo males - but has to be single-holer, 'cause homo males dig looking at others males' junk, or can be multi-stall to shield junk
1 for homo females - can multi-holers, 'cause they have stalls
1 for dudes who wanna be chicks, stalls all the way
1 for chicks who wanna be dudes, stalls all the way, they still need to squat, I think
1 for dudes but surgically turned into chicks, stalls
1 for chicks but surgically turned into dudes... not exactly sure how that works
1 for TBD gender category the liberals will come up with in future
That's 9 separate shi++ers!!!
The expense will be worse than the waste of money every public/hotel pool had to spend for the handicap lifts that no one uses.
7 posted on 04/13/2016 1:21:59 PM PDT by headless_thompson_gunner
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To: headless_thompson_gunner
I can see it now … Hillary as prez writes an executive order which pronounces the mandate that every business that has restrooms will by federal law have to build nine separate bathrooms.

And you know what that will do? Businesses will get rid of all their bathrooms.

Their will be no place to do you business except in the streets.

Butt of course, Hitlary will always have her own special stall that she will not have to share with anyone else.


12 posted on 04/13/2016 1:50:19 PM PDT by Slyfox (Donald Trump's First Principle is the Art of the Deal)
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