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To: No Socialist

Congratulations!!!

Some words of wisdom to help (free advice that comes with a money back guarantee)

- take a couple weeks off when the baby is born. Stay home, do as much as you can to keep the wife from having to do anything. If she says she is bored, you are doing it just right.

- get a diaper genie (you can find them at walmart)

- read Love and Logic (http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_0_14?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=love+and+logic&sprefix=love+and+logic%2Caps%2C250)

- take lots of pictures

- involve the in-laws, cousins, aunts, uncles and grand parents as much as possible (Skype is your friend for long distance relatives)

- start a book of firsts (first pregnancy announcement, first ultrasound, first steps, etc)

- enjoy enjoy enjoy


32 posted on 04/12/2016 10:20:26 AM PDT by taxcontrol ( The GOPe treats the conservative base like slaves by taking their votes and refuses to pay)
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To: taxcontrol

Diaper Genie! I had forgotten that little gem!

We used to joke about taking out the sausage each week.


56 posted on 04/12/2016 10:41:22 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (Winter is coming)
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