LOL!
I have this marvellous brown fluid from Kentucky. It palliates anguish wonderfully!
Alas, as an ex bartender years ago, I learned that corn whiskies do not agree with my digestive tract. I made and still make (on rare occasions) a very good Martini, Vodka or Gin. But a good glass of Ruby Port is my preferred libation of alcohol. Only one glass at a time. A hearty Merlo is also appreciated.