Posted on 01/31/2016 3:45:24 PM PST by TBP
First college I went to I had a Jim Beam on my floor. He said he got called Jack Daniels all the time.
It’s just his name not his intention... according to his ads on 770.
The worst along these lines that I ever saw was the surgical practice of Drs. Cutter and Slaughter.
The worst along these lines that I ever saw was the surgical practice of Drs. Cutter and Slaughter.Where I once lived in northern California, there was---honest to God!---a gynecologist named Dr. Fillerup.
And, a tire dealer named Gouge.
The squeaky ...oh never mind...
At least her parents didn't name her Harriet.
I knew a guy named Ric Shaw and a girl named Libby Glass.
I got a ticket once back in 1981 or 1982 from a Santa Clara County Sheriff's Deputy surnamed "Bacon."
I have an appointment with Dr. Payne at tooth hurty.
Then there are people whose names aren’t funny until you connect them with their occupation. This is true. We had an animal control officer (dog catcher) named Al Poe.
Met a girl once in San Francisco named Kelly Green.
There is a Gyno here called Dr. Box.
This joke just wrtites itself. Dr. Box the Box Dr.
My dad was an accountant and auditor before hte computer era. He had to go through client files manually. along the way, he collected some good ones.
The Bath sisters — Wanda and Needa
Carrie Freshwater (this was Dad’s favorite)
BillLear of Lear Jet named his daughter Shanda. Shanda Lear.
When I was living in Westchester County, NY, there was a family there — probably still is — that had an orchard upcounty. Their name was Outhouse — Outhouse Orchards.
As if that weren’t bad enough, the patriarch of the family was listed in the Westchester County phonebook to the day he died as A. Purdy Outhouse.
Daughter of the famous Texas Gov. Hogg: Ima Hogg
And Eura Hogg.
Click and Clack used to have the best closing credits. Here’s a some good ones.
Accounts Payable Administrator: Imelda Czechs
Clothing Designer: Hugh Jass
Credit Counselor: Max Stout
Head of Security: Barb Dwyer
Marine Biologist: Frieda Wales
Dick Trickle.
He was a pleasant chap, not a petty officer ;)
5.56mm
Tailhook Convention humor, before the Morale Suppression Police ruined it and destroyed numerous naval aviation careers:
“Mr. Dover, Mr. Ben Dover, you have a message at the front desk.”
“Mr. Ball, Mr. Roger Ball, please meet your party at the casino entrance.”
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