PBS Contributor: Star Wars Could Use a "Muslim Jedi named Mohammed"

iOTW Report ^ | 1/14/16 | Aurelius

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Name the movie “Return of the Jihadi.”

[cincinnati65]

“........a galaxy far, far away........” Nuff said.

[Roman_War_Criminal]

Satan certainly has the press in his corner.

What a bunch of deluded and deceived fools!

[Secret Agent Man]

They already have a whole race named after them in the star wars movies.

They’re called sandpeople.

And they are barbaric. Thats how you know they’re authentic.

[FatherofFive]

I always thought those ragheads were Muslims

[tophat9000]

Darth Imam ?

[tophat9000]

I hadn’t thought about it but yeah you’re right ...The “Raghead” Sand People

[norton]

A muslim Sith ... Yes, with big mechanical war goats.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

The Muslim Jedi are there - the dark side.

[Organic Panic]

Yeah. Why not. And make Han solo black. Leia a transgendered beared man. Luke is gay. Chewey will become a unicorn. R2 and c3po will get married.

Every reboot is falling in to the PC marching orders why not kill off SW for good to apease the pc goddess.

[Pollster1]

We already had a Muslim Jedi (contradiction, since Jedi is a religion, but ignore that detail). Anakin killed all the “younglings”, which is conduct that a Muslim would admire, if only he had blown himself up with a suicide belt to do it. Perhaps they can add computer graphics to that scene for Muslim fans?

[xzins]

It would get theaters bombed

[left that other site]

PUH-Leeeeezze.

[Oztrich Boy]

There are Jewish names in Star Wars, Moghul continued, as well as Christian ones. "We can accept a Ben Kenobi, though Ben's a Hebrew name,"

Actually his name isn't Ben, it's Obi. Which is a Nigerian name. And as there are more Msulim Nigerians than Jewish ones, what say we call Obi Wan a Nigerian Muslim to make Maroon Hoghul happy.

[Redcloak]

How about a transgendered Muslim?

...who walks with a limp.

...and is lactose intolerant?

...and has a speech impediment?

...with a small lightsaber.

[Smedley]

“Haroon Moghul appeared on the PBS NewsHour and lobbied for the inclusion of a Muslim Jedi in Episode VIII or IX.”

Would this be a jedi that goes around raping children and killing innocent civilians? Just to make it real!

[MarkL]

Star Wars takes place in the future...

There are no Muslims...

Actually, it takes place "Long Ago, in a Galaxy Far, Far Away."

But there were still no mussies there.

Mark

[MarkL]

Since when did moon god worshipers care about the stars?

Barky seems to think so...

Don't you remember that he designated a new goal of NASA to be to make mussies feel better about themselves?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/space/7875584/Barack-Obama-Nasa-must-try-to-make-Muslims-feel-good.html

Mark

[tbw2]

Star War is very Buddhist. And thus no Muslim could participate in it, because it is utterly pagan.