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To: The Looking Spoon
Just give them Tofu Turkey and grass from the lawn.
To: The Looking Spoon
Give them enough wine that they go to sleep. Drive them home afterwards so they don’t get into trouble
3 posted on
11/25/2015 12:40:22 PM PST by
BigEdLB
To: The Looking Spoon
Make them clean out the guck from the turkey butt ... They’ll probably faint ~
6 posted on
11/25/2015 12:51:29 PM PST by
IwaCornDogs
("There Will Be Bamboozeling" ~ Nobama 08')
To: The Looking Spoon
Add turkey deductibles. Everbody will be forced to contribute their own turkey. The turkey that comes from your oven only get distributed after the turkey deductibles are eaten and someone is still hungry. Keep raising the deductible every athanksgiving until you don’t have to cook.
To: The Looking Spoon
...passive aggressive approach...Psychobabble.
8 posted on
11/25/2015 12:57:45 PM PST by
JimRed
(Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
To: The Looking Spoon
I think I’ll just take a Moochele-style vacation instead of hosting libs for a holiday they view as evil anyway.
9 posted on
11/25/2015 1:11:59 PM PST by
AZLiberty
(No tag today.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Fortunately we will be eating Thanksgiving dinner with our conservative bitter clinger family where at least two people will be CC at the dinner table. :-)
10 posted on
11/25/2015 1:13:41 PM PST by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: The Looking Spoon
Hell no.. simply tell them to STFU about their politics or they’ll be removed from the room.
11 posted on
11/25/2015 1:22:31 PM PST by
ScottinVA
(If you're not enraged...why?)
To: The Looking Spoon
Just don't invite them.
Send regrets explaining you found someone who needed a free meal more than they did. Extra credit: send selfie of you and homeless man sitting at their place at the table
12 posted on
11/25/2015 1:29:16 PM PST by
ZOOKER
(Until further notice the /s is implied...)
To: The Looking Spoon
Best way to shut them up is take the position they disagree with you on and turn it around to apply it to their position....
Since their argument against conservative positions are normally absurd, it makes them look stupid or ignorant...
13 posted on
11/25/2015 1:31:28 PM PST by
Popman
(Christ alone: My Cornerstone...)
To: The Looking Spoon
Remember well the Thanksgiving dinner my brother's plebe year at The Citadel.
Dad asked, "You haven't been speaking as much as usual since you got home home. Is there anything wrong?"
Brother replied, "No. Just afraid I might f*** up and say something wrong."
14 posted on
11/25/2015 1:34:47 PM PST by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Luckily political discussions never come up at my family Thanksgiving or Christmas dinners.
15 posted on
11/25/2015 1:38:25 PM PST by
rdl6989
To: The Looking Spoon
Assign them to the children’s table. It’s there for a reason.
16 posted on
11/25/2015 1:44:21 PM PST by
Conservative4Ever
(ENOUGH!! Man the pitch forks and torches...let the revolution begin!!!)
To: The Looking Spoon
We are going to some friends' house tomorrow and everyone there votes Democrat. I will be the lone conservative (and not the way NPR defines me, by the way).
Thankfully, politics almost never comes up with these people. They know what I am and it's my impression they make a point of not saying things they know I am violently opposed to.
And I appreciate that. If they want to engage I will. But Turkey Day is not the time to do it.
To: The Looking Spoon
20 posted on
11/25/2015 2:20:53 PM PST by
mulligan
(I)
To: The Looking Spoon
LOL! “Impose a fee on anyone who doesn’t want to eat some.”
22 posted on
11/25/2015 2:32:48 PM PST by
cld51860
(Volo pro veritas)
To: The Looking Spoon
24 posted on
11/25/2015 2:49:50 PM PST by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: The Looking Spoon
According to loser libs, Thanksgiving is an evil Holiday. Don’t invite them.
25 posted on
11/25/2015 2:56:00 PM PST by
US_MilitaryRules
(The last suit you wear has no pockets!)
To: The Looking Spoon
26 posted on
11/25/2015 3:09:26 PM PST by
Impala64ssa
(You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Don’t invite them. I don’t talk to libs...including FAMILY.
27 posted on
11/25/2015 3:41:02 PM PST by
ThePatriotsFlag
( Anything FREELY-GIVEN by the government was TAKEN from someone else)
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