[Calvin Locke]

Didn't he sue NYC for lack of protection on one of his marches when somebody stabbed him?

You'd think all the bling he wore back then would have acted as armor plating and chain mail.

[Leaning Right]

Didn't he sue NYC for lack of protection on one of his marches when somebody stabbed him?

He sure did. Even though the NYPD was already there to help keep the peace, and even though the cops quickly arrested the assailant, Al still sued the city. I believe the city settled for $200,000.

It was a classic shake-down.

[elcid1970]

No, Sharpton weighed over 300 pounds when he was stabbed in 1993. His layers of blubber absorbed the knife thrust, no joke.

Anyway, he should invite Muslims to his house. Several, in fact.

“Achmed, would you carve the halal turkey?

(Achmed whips out a 3 ft scimitar) “ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!”

“SLASH! GASH! SLICE! HACK! CHOP!”

Guests: “AGHHHHHH!!! ARRGH!!!! HELP!!!!!!!”

Achmed: “In the name of Allah, who wants what? Prophet’s beard, it all looks the same chopped to pieces! All this infidel blood on the walls! Just like home!”