I am in north central NJ and whenever I hear “somewan tawk like dis”, I immediately think they’re stupid. Luckily where I live, that annoying English butchering accent isn’t too common.
I grew up in Hunterdon County and whenever anyone wants to get cute and crack jokes because I am from “Joisey”, I look them straight in the eye and say in my best douchebag “down the shore” accent... “Oh, Yeah? Wat? You gotta problem wid dat? I’ll break your f***ing legs”