[PROCON]

Just last night I coated a chicken breast with Hellmann’s

Don't you see the problem, it's the DEVIL's brand!

But as a good conservative, I will respect whatever godless crap you want to stick down your gullet. :-)

[real saxophonist]

Next time I’ll replace it with Best Foods. Same company, different label. Supposedly it’s Hellmann’s in the east and Best Foods in the west, but here in northern Colorado I can get either one. So as a Georgia boy I like Hellmann’s.