“... as caterwauling, big-boned beasts with massive quaking flanks of chocolate ghetto blubber waved their arms and fists around wildly, bellowing #BlackLivesMatter geurilla battle chants and propaganda into the illicitly-seized microphones”
Now that’s one evocative sentence! Reads like John Kennedy Toole wrote it.
....or Robert Byrd!
Absolutely loved Confederacy of Dunces!