Have you considered switching to decaf?
LOL, says the guy who wrote: "That’s one of the great things about a .308 round—It has the same effect on both DemocRATS and Republicans."
Do you have a list of people you want to kill, or are you just going to shoot off the hip?
Because I'll tell you, as long as whack jobs like you sit fondling their guns with dreams of political assassination, I'll stick to full caffeine, thank you very much.