Posted on 08/04/2015 10:15:25 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
There's a certain modification to this story below that's mine. It's very very slight, but makes the paragraph a million times more accurate. You'll know it when you see it.
President Obama is revealing his first priority when he leaves the White House: sleep.He's going to catch up on...sleep?!?The commander in chief said Monday that he intends to log some major zzz’s when his term ends.“The first thing I’m probably going to do is catch up on my sleep,” Obama said to laughs during a question-and-answer session, according to a White House
prcess pool report.“I’ll probably do that for a couple of months.”
THAT is an interesting choice considering we've been begging liberals to WAKE THE %#^! UP for the last 8 years.
I doubt the Iranian government thinks the man is awake right now.
Or ISIS.
Or Vladimir Putin.
Frankly, the only person who probably thinks there is any sense of alertness to the man is his caddy...maybe.
In fact, I even "fixed" the portrait of "President Eyes Wide Shut"
crack n’ coke will do that to ya ....
Catch up on his sleep?
That 3-4 rounds of golf per week is pretty tiresome, eh?
WE will see even more Obama if he leaves office. If that’s even possible. He will be on every media outlet bashing republicans and traveling the world to continue his revolution.
Martha’s Vineyard can be very stressful.
Golf is exhausting. Especially if you’re the one that has to drive the cart and push down on the pedal for eighteen holes.
That is probably exactly what’s going to happen.
Zer0 looks like a clown. Maybe he will join the circus.
Driving the cart is only a recent thing for him. I think he finally learned to drive, well at least a golf cart.
He and Michelle are going to become a new Jay-Z and Beyonce, their heros.
The article assumes the negro community organizer from Chicago is going to surrender the Presidency. No American can rest easy until a different President is sworn in in 2017.
No comment - I know my rights!
Crack, Coke and then Croak!
Obama’s dream job is towel boy in a bathhouse.
Clarification: Obama prefers to snort his coke from the crack of a homosexual street hustler.
Because, you know, he is a flaming homo who prefers gay butt.
Once he gets out of office, I could care less what he does. I imagine it will be hateful and destructive, though. Why would he change his modus operandi?
Obama dreams he’s the towel.
He can sleep all he wants....in Solitary.
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