The whole point is, I’ve been on P.C.s (crap, I’ve got to slow down with my typing) since my Atari 800, and most of it was for college work.
That doesn't explain why you didn't just come right out and say what operating systems you installed on it, or why you seem to have all these problems with malware and viruses that everyone else seems to avoid. The part about the programmer ex-wife is starting to make more sense, though.