And the Chinese invented toilet paper. Everyone walked around smelly until the Dang It Dynasty.
I thought toilet paper was invented in China during the Dung Dynasty.
Anyway, and I am not making this up, the PC notion of “stolen cuisine” has turned into violence on college campuses dominated by the Muslim Students Association. Jewish-looking students have been assaulted by muzzies because they were seen eating pita, hummus, & falafel.
“Those are Arab foods! You can’t eat them!!” the muzzies scream as they attack. Not just during Ramadan, either.
Not so! Ancient Romans used a vinegar soaked sponge on a stick. Enterprising plebeians sold them outside of public toilets.