I know a nice lady in Bel Air that is going to leave $30 Million Dollars to her Dog, ostensibly for care and pampering. She just got the dog a few years ago, it is about 3-4 years old and she is in her 90’s. It is a French Bulldog, cutest little devil. I was thinking of Marrying her DOG before she passes. Is there any valid legal reason why I can’t?? She might even give me permission If I ask her first. But what about the LAW???
Hell just marry her, adopt the dog. That works now, and in CA you could divorce her the next day and get 50% right?
I’m sure the dog could get plenty of pampering for $15 million. :)
Why not? Not only would the dog not say no, if you asked it to marry you, right after you gave it a doggie treat, the dog would probably jump up and down, lick your face, and wag its tail furiously. Which would mean to a normal person that yes, the dog would be happy to marry you.