It'll be illegal hate speech to claim that two men can't get pregnant. It'll be illegal discrimination for single men to refuse to date other men. Buying a dress for your daughter will cause the state to take your daughter away (and give her to a gay couple). The bible will be banned as hate speech.
The only upside is that when the Muzzies start taking over our towns and cities, they will be able to easily round up the gays by simply referring to the marriage records at city hall.
Stan/Loretta: I want to have babies.
Reg: You want to have babies?!?!
Stan/Loretta: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But ... you can't HAVE babies!
Stan/Loretta: Don't you oppress me!
Reg: I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?