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To: marktwain

I always wanted a switchblade just because they looked like they’d be handy.


2 posted on 06/07/2015 5:52:17 AM PDT by DaxtonBrown (http://www.futurnamics.com/reid.php)
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To: DaxtonBrown
I always wanted a switchblade just because they looked like they’d be handy.

I keep considering the fact that every once in a while I will bend over or move in such a way that something in my pocket will inadvertently press the alarm button on my key fob.

Then I think about the fact that accidentally pressing a button on a switchblade will cause a razor sharp, spring loaded blade to suddenly open itself in close proximity to my junk...

My nice, one hand opening Benchmade is all I need.

6 posted on 06/07/2015 8:51:51 AM PDT by CurlyDave
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To: DaxtonBrown

They are.


7 posted on 06/07/2015 8:57:58 AM PDT by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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