JK Rowling wanted Gandalf and Dumbledore to get married – now it’s really happening

Metro UK ^ | June 4, 2015 | Ann Lee

[2ndDivisionVet]

Just before gay marriage was legalised in Ireland, JK Rowling tweeted that she was hoping Gandalf and Dumbledore would be able to get married.

Now that’s set to become a reality this weekend with LGBTQ rights activist group Planting Peace staging a wedding between the fictional wizards.

The nuptials will take place in their rainbow-coloured headquarters opposite the Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas.

The church threatened to picket the wedding if it ever happened....

[2ndDivisionVet]

It just never ends, does it?

[Hugin]

The nuptials will take place in their rainbow-coloured headquarters opposite the Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas.

That's actually pretty funny,

[Billthedrill]

Two fictional characters in a "let's play make-believe" wedding with lots of dress-up and made-up languages and magical spells and maybe even a unicorn or two!

It fits.

[SkyDancer]

When will Burger King marry Dairy Queen?

[null and void]

When they can agree on who does the catering!

[golux]

Mass gang-rape and murder of preteens is not important.
Human slavery is not important.
Shoving living American babies by the truckload into garbage disposals is not important.
Imaginary marriage between two fictional male clowns is important.

[null and void]

Harry Potter Ping!

[bubman]

Is the world awash in fags????

If it is I didn't get the memo!

[4yearlurker]

Dairy Queen is married to Mr. Softee,thats why the never had kids.

[SkyDancer]

Makes sense. Plus I understand he’s really cold too, like frozen.

[caww]

MORE:.... Westboro Baptist Church have threatened to picket Gandalf and Dumbledore’s wedding...

Showtime!!!!

[caww]

Gandolf may not be gay...but the character that played him is very much gay.

[The Ghost of FReepers Past]

The left has become nothing but a fictional traveling stage show. I think even the Westboro Church is part of their act. They all left reality a long time ago. I’m not sure they can even still see it in their rear view mirrors.

[Veto!]

lol

[Tennessee Nana]

LOL

and all the people who told me how sweet and innocent and loverly the books were...

nuffin wrong wit em a tall..

Yeah right....

and this on top of the blatant occult themes...

[Mrs. Don-o]

These people have no right to slander Gandalf. He was a creation of J.R.R. Tolkien and Tolkien was a Catholic of the most straight and faithful sort: one of the Christifideles.

Kidnapping Gandalf into this is homosexual aggression.

[Mrs. Don-o]

These people have no right to slander Gandalf. He was a creation of J.R.R. Tolkien and Tolkien was a Catholic of the most straight and faithful sort: one of the Christifideles.

Kidnapping Gandalf into this is homosexual aggression.

And Rowling should be ashamed of herself. Cultural vandal.

[Moonman62]

And Dennis Hastert can be Hogwarts’ wrestling coach.

[ThePatriotsFlag]

I was enjoying the books, couldn’t wait for the next one...thn then”queer thing” broke...I stopped reading the second to last book, never bought the final one. Have no idea how years of reading turns out. Don’t care. Fay’s ruin every institution they touch. First it was my church, then Harry Potter, now my “bakery?” I really fed up with this crap.

[RansomOttawa]

On the one hand, this sham ceremony is nothing but stupid exhibitionism. On the other hand, poking the Phelps Phools in the eye like that draws a healthy Nelson Muntz “Ha ha!”

I’m torn . . .