At the half-way point of the article, the space-time warp caused by the Boxman ads caused the whole space.com web site to do the Big Crunch. I was able to leave the event horizon in the nick of time.
53 posted on 05/30/2015 4:03:59 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
(For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not, no explanation is possible)