All federal agents need SCUBA gear. All our guns are at the bottom of our favorite fishing lakes. Once Obama’s SS detail give up their guns, we’ll give up ours. though we don’t have any. They’re all at the bottom of the lake.
My close-by lake was dry until recently because of the 2011 drought. A warning was issued to be careful not to break an ankle tripping over all the guns and rifles that had been lost. We’ve had a lot of rain recently, so they’re all underwater again.