Can a fart be misogynist?

thewaterpipe.wordpress.com ^ | December 22, 2013

[dayglored]

You can take me now, Lord, I’ve seen it all, and I don’t wanna see no more.

[Vaduz]

When woman farts in you tell her that her voice has changed but her breath is the same she will stop it.

[Awgie]

Another roadside sign on American pathwathway to hell.

[Organic Panic]

And all this time I thought farts were equal opportunity offenders. The blind can't see a fart, the deaf can't hear a fart, but they sure can smell a fart.
Is it a fart macro aggression to someone who is deaf AND has no sense of smell.
Are white man farts part of the patriarchal privilege enjoyed over blacks because of slavery?
What about transgendered and gay farts?

[IamConservative]

I once farted before another man’s wife. I had just gotten there and didn’t know it was her turn.

[BlackAdderess]

If you quietly fart in the vicinity of a screaming toddler, sometimes the parents will take them away for a diaper change. It’s a dirty trick, but...

[cport]

Just fartraped my wife last night. Her inadequate teensy female fart was countered by my more aggressive, masculine, dynoblast fart. Followed by Mrs cport’s amorous advances; she won’t admit it, but my utter flatulent dominance turns her on.

[FamiliarFace]

In the story I was told in college, the dog’s name was Rags.

[Slings and Arrows]

I'm planning to have Korean for lunch, so expect extreme misogyny at Chez Slings and Arrows.

[Safetgiver]

Thats misogynist. I don't think the GF was on the rag.

[DPMD]

The argument ignores cause and effect. Farts are most commonly caused by foods, either specific foods or quantities eaten. We therefore have to conclude that it is actually food that is misogynistic. So these “feminists” would be true to the cause if they boycotted food.

The results of that sound like a win for all of us.

[Darksheare]

Beer and burrito night at the local frat, we should invite her over!

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“I’ve never been killed by a fart.”

So you’ve obviously never hung around me after I’ve eaten a couple bowls of chili and drunk a six-pack of beer...

[The_Media_never_lie]

no, no micro aggression. Major aggression.

[nomad]

An old saying: A fart is a turd whistling for the right of way.

So this settles it, feminists are full of shit!

[cardinal4]

HAHAHAHAHA!!

[MoochPooch]

This is satire, right? This is a joke? This would give THE ONION a run for their money.

[central_va]

If I want to I can really blast 'em. Just make sure it isn't a possible "shart" situation first.

[RichInOC]

They can have my fart when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

[Slings and Arrows]

Another victory for feminism.