[zeugma]

She needs to be interviewed by “the Bobs” (Office Space) and have to justify her value to the university.

I can see it now: "What is it, exactly, that you do do?"

[MrB]

“See this stick? Yeah, I know it smells bad, that’s because I stir sh!+ with it all day. I’m a ‘diversity officer’, that’s what I do!”