[Geronimo]

She’s running for President of the False Memory Syndrome Foundation...

[TontoKowalski]

This is why she only speaks in soundbites and talking points, or she does stuff like demand questions in advance for interviews or else packs her public appearances with plants.

She's clumsy, prone to lies that are easy to refute, and otherwise is a horrible off-the-cuff speaker.

I can't imagine her handlers are going to give her free rein to talk to voters like a normal person.