Obviously, we aren’t cleared to hear Number 6.
6. I will barter my wife for goods and services.
Number 5 is twice as important, first because desperate unprepared individuals may resort to such considerations.
The second reason, proving the value of a repeat of #5, Is that armed criminal gangs- sometimes known as *governments* who are equally desperate and unprepared may get the same idea, but as a first resort rather than a last one.
Didn’t sound as good to say “One Less Than A Dozen Bad Strategies”.
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