[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Then how do they explain my daily bouts with a runny nose? From the time I get up until at least noon...it runs like a thoroughbred on steroids.

[CivilWarBrewing]

Try putting some garlic in your diet.

[Voltage]

Then how do they explain my daily bouts with a runny nose?

This is easily explained! You are experiencing global cooling. You see some locations experience warming and others experience cooling..which is why it is called climate change. The theory is not sufficient developed to predict exactly where each phenomenon will occur, but they are spending a ton of money researching this and will soon reach a conclusion. An of course the cooling (and warming) is all the fault of the developed world!

[firebrand]

And how do they explain the fact that people in warmer climates don’t have dry-nose problems?