University Warns Students: "Don't Have Sex with a Drunk Twerking Tiger"

Pundit Press ^ | 3/22/15 | Aurelius

[rightistight]

The center for Women and Gender at the Rochester Institute of Technology has warned students not to "have sex with a drunk twerking tiger."

Posters put up around campus show a tiger with a large, well-defined butt upside-down and "twerking" on a wall. At the top of the picture it reads, "TWERKING TIGER, HIDDEN CONDOM."

It continues, "When you see a drunk twerking tiger, you get distracted. When you get distracted, you make bad decisions. When you make bad decisions, you get in trouble."

Then in bold it reads, "Don't have sex with a drunk twerking tiger. Only a sober tiger can give consent!"

Here is the handout:

[dfwgator]

"I resemble that remark."

[Gen.Blather]

“A lot of kids are rendered mentally and physically challenged because their mother was drunk while pregnant.”

A friend is raising the child of a woman who used alcohol and drugs while pregnant. She’s 10, about three and a half feet tall and practically round. I’d estimate her weight at 100 pounds. She is developmentally challenged and prone to fits of anger. She is way too strong to control when she’s mad, which is a frequent occurrence. Her face barely looks human and her expression is mostly blank. Her mother has rejected her. God bless these people for taking care of her. I wonder what her adult life will be like.

[FredZarguna]

• When write your own ads, they're craptastic.
• When your ads are craptastic people make fun of them.
• When people make fun of you ads, the message gets lost.
• When the message gets lost, you go off in the bushes looking for it.
• When you go off in the bushes looking for your message, you encounter strange animals.
• When you encounter strange animals, one of them might be a twerking tiger.
• When the twerking tiger is drunk, it doesn't care if you have a condom, or give your consent.
• Don't get lost in the bushes being sexually assaulted by a twerking tiger with a huge butt: Always hire an advertising firm. And above all, don't let amateurs draw your graphics.

[DesertRhino]

Young women and men drink together in the party environment. The woman in the condition cannot be expected to be functional enough to be accountable for what she does. The male of course, in the exact same condition must be 100% accountable.

Typical.

[Louis Foxwell]

Jis holt on a minit.
U kant hab all of any ob dem, jes part.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

With a face like this, nasty is the only chance.

[bgill]

They have that problem on campus? Have they informed the parents who are writing tuition checks? That stupidity alone should be enough for half the parents to yank their little snowflakes outta there.

[Verginius Rufus]

If James Madison in 1812 had just grabbed Florida as far east as the Chattahoochee River, instead of only as far as the Perdido River, the Florida Panhandle would be part of Alabama today.

[Verginius Rufus]

If James Madison in 1812 had just grabbed Florida as far east as the Chattahoochee River, instead of only as far as the Perdido River, the Florida Panhandle would be part of Alabama today.

[bkopto]

You must have mistakenly omitted Illinois....

[dayglored]

> New York, California, and Florida. If we get rid of these three states, I am convinced that the world will be a better place.

Well, only if you're talking New York City. That's quite different from New York State.

We up here in upstate NY are much more conservative, tend to vote that way, and would just as soon see New York City cut loose and let to drift out into the Atlantic. There's a sizable and vocal separatist movement up here...

[moviefan8]

So everyone watch out for those born in 1914, 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998, and 2010.

Those people who are a rat, ox, rabbit, dragon, snake, horse, goat, monkey, rooster, dog, and pig are okay to be with.