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University Warns Students: "Don't Have Sex with a Drunk Twerking Tiger"
Pundit Press ^ | 3/22/15 | Aurelius

Posted on 03/22/2015 11:13:50 AM PDT by rightistight

The center for Women and Gender at the Rochester Institute of Technology has warned students not to "have sex with a drunk twerking tiger."

Posters put up around campus show a tiger with a large, well-defined butt upside-down and "twerking" on a wall. At the top of the picture it reads, "TWERKING TIGER, HIDDEN CONDOM."

It continues, "When you see a drunk twerking tiger, you get distracted. When you get distracted, you make bad decisions. When you make bad decisions, you get in trouble."

Then in bold it reads, "Don't have sex with a drunk twerking tiger. Only a sober tiger can give consent!"

Here is the handout:

Twerking Tiger

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TOPICS: Politics
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1 posted on 03/22/2015 11:13:50 AM PDT by rightistight
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To: rightistight

It’s ironic that alcohol containers have a warning against drinking when pregnant because that’s HOW most got pregnant in the first place.


2 posted on 03/22/2015 11:17:12 AM PDT by Gen.Blather
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To: rightistight

New York, California, and Florida. If we get rid of these three states, I am convinced that the world will be a better place.


3 posted on 03/22/2015 11:17:47 AM PDT by Politicalkiddo (You know it's bad when you actually wish that someone would replace your senators with horses.)
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To: rightistight

I’m waiting for the day when a ugly woman sleeps with a guy wearing beer google... and she gets charged with rape.


4 posted on 03/22/2015 11:18:21 AM PDT by Fido969
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To: Politicalkiddo

Phew ! I’m in MA and am glad to have missed your list.

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5 posted on 03/22/2015 11:24:18 AM PDT by Mears (To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."Voltaire))
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To: rightistight

Man, that tiger’s got a BIG butt!


6 posted on 03/22/2015 11:29:37 AM PDT by Cowboy Bob (Isn't it funny that Socialists never want to share their own money?)
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To: rightistight

Sometimes the best approach to an adult topic is to use fuzzy animals doing funny things. Many of these University students still see themselves as ‘kids’ anyway.


7 posted on 03/22/2015 11:30:15 AM PDT by lee martell (The sa)
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To: Mears

Well, I was just getting rid of the largest hotbeds of liberalism, but we could probably trim off the small and stupid states as well. :P


8 posted on 03/22/2015 11:35:07 AM PDT by Politicalkiddo (You know it's bad when you actually wish that someone would replace your senators with horses.)
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To: Gen.Blather

A lot of kids are rendered mentally and physically challenged because their mother was drunk while pregnant.


9 posted on 03/22/2015 11:37:08 AM PDT by Morpheus2009
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To: rightistight
Ironic that one is responsible for one’s own actions when driving but not when one is having sex. A person is responsible for their own actions, drunk or sober. The feminists have perverted this issue beyond logic as have the liberals.
10 posted on 03/22/2015 11:38:36 AM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: Politicalkiddo

Save the Florida Panhandle. The beaches are too nice to give up.


11 posted on 03/22/2015 11:38:48 AM PDT by abb ("News reporting is too important to be left to the journalists." Walter Abbott (1950 -))
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To: rightistight

This is what passes for “wisdom” in a university these days. They have rejected the word of God, put their finger in the air, and wait for the wind to shift, forever not knowing what “the wind of morality” is. Pathetic fools.


12 posted on 03/22/2015 11:39:09 AM PDT by Fungi (Evolution: no science, no truth, no nothing. Full of faith, faith in the "god" of chance.)
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To: rightistight

Even if the tiger’s name is Miley?


13 posted on 03/22/2015 11:46:12 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: rightistight

TWERK-NAZIS UNITE!!!


14 posted on 03/22/2015 11:48:56 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: rightistight

I think that tiger’s about to mark his territory.


15 posted on 03/22/2015 11:49:23 AM PDT by DemforBush (Ex-Democrat, and NotforJeb. Just so we're clear.)
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To: DemforBush

BTW, how can a sober tiger give consent? It’s a tiger.


16 posted on 03/22/2015 11:50:47 AM PDT by DemforBush (Ex-Democrat, and NotforJeb. Just so we're clear.)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

eeeewwww Miley Virus....


17 posted on 03/22/2015 11:51:11 AM PDT by nascarnation (Impeach, convict, deport)
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To: rightistight
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18 posted on 03/22/2015 11:56:27 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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Well, some folks warned us that allowing homosexuals to marry would lead to other things, such as bestiality becoming commonplace and socially acceptable.

Looks like they were right.


19 posted on 03/22/2015 12:09:54 PM PDT by LegendHasIt
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To: Gen.Blather
It’s ironic that alcohol containers have a warning against drinking when pregnant because that’s HOW most got pregnant in the first place.

Lol!

20 posted on 03/22/2015 12:14:00 PM PDT by BullDog108 (A Smith & Wesson beats four aces!)
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