Clearly this is important SINCE ITS IN ALL CAPS! THATS HOW I KNOW ITS IMPORTANT!
And its a BOMBSHELL.
Its likely BRAKING NEWS as well.
And HUGH and SERIES.
EXTRA: I JUST FOULED the AIR with a silent BOMB, but the bulldog is SLEEPING between WIFEY and ME, so you KNOW! WHAT I DID.