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To: donna

Funny story...I was standing in the back of an elavator when the door opened and a young lady backed into it while still talking with another girl outside...The doors closed when she pushed a button and she never looked around...

Suddenly, she cocked her leg and hip up passed a very loud “gas leak”....
I could not help but laugh!!!
She turned and panicked...Started pushing buttons and when the elavator stopped, she took off down hall crying....


35 posted on 02/13/2015 3:53:13 PM PST by JW1949
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To: JW1949
Oh, I feel so sorry for her, lol. I bet she still has a hard time using the elevator to this day.
38 posted on 02/13/2015 4:21:15 PM PST by donna (Gov. Mike Huckabee beat the Clinton machine in Arkansas. He can do it again.)
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To: JW1949

I learned long ago to never assume you’re alone inside an elevator.

If you f@rt, karma guarantees that the elevator will stop at the very next floor & some good-looking chick will get on.


61 posted on 02/13/2015 6:23:12 PM PST by elcid1970 ("I: am a radicalized infidel.")
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To: JW1949

That is hilarious! A lesson about situational awareness.


65 posted on 02/13/2015 7:48:18 PM PST by LostInBayport (When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
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