[real saxophonist]

I messed around with a bassoon for a while, got pretty gòod on it. It's weird there are 32 keys for each thumb.

'Rite of Spring' was a challenge for bassoonisoids...

[Squawk 8888]

My sister, who is 4’8”, had never seen a bassoon when she chose it for her high school music class. She couldn’t figure out why our parents were laughing so hard when she told them.