Picture: Student Served Most Disgusting “Michelle Obama” Lunch Ever

Pundit Press ^ | 1/30/15 | Aurelius

[W.]

Back about 1965 my buddy across the street showed me his dad's footlocker from WW2, and I recall some funky-looking C-rations that were not as scary as that sandwich.

See Kramer's reaction @ 1:16 here, just imagine the sandwich where the stain is...

[steve7]

January 30, 2015
MS/US

Todays nenu at Sidwell Friends.....

Soup du Jour
Super Bowl Salad
Quinoa a la Ranchero
Super Bowl XLIX
Halftime Chili
Spicy Vegetarian Chili
Cornbread
Roasted Asparagus
Potato Skin Bar

Fun Dessert

[RJS1950]

Are you kidding? My cats never hork up anything that disgusting. At first I thought that the purple was some kind of over-boiled purple cabbage but after a second look it looks more like spoiled mystery meat.

The worst food I remember was as a young Marine at a joint service school on Ft Benjamin Harrison IN. The army cooks I believe were part of Project 100,000. Even their food looked better although it rarely tasted very good.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Looks like Alpo.

Looks like a slice of a diseased cow's brain.

[silverleaf]

Oh now I would send that straight to my democrat congress critter’s office ... of course I might get arrested for sending a toxic substance through the mail

[skinkinthegrass]

Looks/Tastes much better
than the Wookies' slop.

[MeshugeMikey]

Mystery Meat Personified!!

[hal ogen]

It looks like a picture of mooch-elle, the Worst Lady.

[Pajamajan]

"This is a textbook example of the fruits of Socialism, anarchy, big government, wealth redistribution, and 'fairness'."

Add income equality and free stuff from the government.

To complete this lesson-we need to include the menu of the five star gourmet lunches the Obama children are served at their prestigious private school.

[NorthMountain]

it looks more like spoiled mystery meat.

That object is probably composed of "meat byproducts" ... when fried, it exudes liquids which gel to form that purple bubbly stuff. It's probably not "spoiled" in the sense of bacterial decomposition ... it's just not fit for human consumption in the first place.

[momtothree]

“... we always kept a bottle or two of Tabasco sauce...”

I don’t know, GreyFriar... all the hot sauce in the world isn’t going to improve that mess! :)

[NorthMountain]

The worst food I remember was as a young Marine

Military food has a well deserved wretched reputation ... yet those who make the comparison invariably find it superior to Moosechelle's School Lunches.

I'd rather eat MRE than eat the stuff pictured in this thread.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Chipped cream beef on toast was very good! Especially when you were hungry! The cream beef also disguised the powdered egg taste while in Goose Bay Labrador, Canada.
SOS = “Sh*t on a shingle”.

[jackibutterfly]

WHAT is wrong with those cooks?? HOW do they even serve that stuff to the kids?

[bigredkitty1]

What the h*ll is that? Don’t call it dog food. The stuff I feed my two ankle biters looks MUCH better. Probably tastes better, too.

[windcliff]

Ha!!

[Politicalkiddo]

Wookie meat.

[JimRed]

Wit Wiz!

[JimRed]

Didn’t some troops call MREs (Meal, Ready to Eat) three lies for the price of one?

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

That was after my time in service.