“So Conrad Vilhem, how goes it?”
“Oh you know, Baron Sneezit, peasants everywhere, clogging up each vacation season four times a year. So tedious.”
“Yes but now we’ve convinced them that their own breathing is toxic. So that’s gonna take a chunk of them out.”
“True, and Vito said the trainers have come to believe it themselves, so there’s a whole other level of useless control structure that we can get rid of.”
“Well yes, he would say that - he gets to work on American liberals. He has it easy. We have to work on Europeans, so it takes longer.”
“Yes, but if we could just get our EU FDA passed, we could mandate antidepressants in Europe like in America, and that would equalize things.”
“What are you in for with him this time?”
“Oh, I bet a few million on a population reduction of 30% by 2025, which would work if Putin would stop screwing around.”
“Sucker bet. Putin is playing everyone against each other. You should have gotten in on the Carbon Credit Banks when they first started up. Ah, here’s the one you should bet on - naked global mass murder, straight up.”
Announcer: “And now, the main speaker of the evening, Al Gore.”
“Conrad, pass me the champagne, this should be good.”
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