[lacrew]

Step 1. Prop rifle against tree
Step 2. Go numero deuce behind a cactus
Step 3. Get attacked by a wild animal and die
Step 4. Rifle sits untouched for 100 years

[freedomson]

Step 1. Prop rifle against tree
Step 2. Uncork and consume mucho firewater
Step 3. Stumble around with jug,screaming incoherently
Step 4. Wake up with headache and little memory.