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Or Malcolm X or Davis or some unsuspecting black serviceman Ann did the deed with.

[Kenny Bunk]

No clue here as to the whereabouts and circumstances of the Miraculous Birth.

However, what exactly do I know?
(1) Whereas a Honolulu, HI Dog License or Parking Ticket from the era in question is apt to be an actual, valid, legal document, the same cannot be said of Honolulu, HI Birth Certificates.
(2) A Honolulu Birth Certificate can represent the actual birth of an infant. Unfortunately, local custom also was ... or perhaps still is ... to grant a Birth Certificate to anyone reporting a 'Home Birth' without benefit of medical attendance. All one needed, or needs, to do was report to a local neighborhood city office and fill in the paperwork ... countersigned by one (1) witness... and hand it to the clerk. Voilà. The child in question is 'born in Hawaii," and has a Birth Certificate on record. Don't ask. Don't tell.
(3)This method has been used for decades to certify countless children ... and adults ... most notoriously from the Philippines, China, various Pacific Islands, etc. as 'Americans born in Hawaii,' sometimes long after the fact of their birth elsewhere at some indefinite time in the past.
(4) I suspect that the "diligent search" for Obama's records in Hawaii turned up just such a handwritten application which contradicts all official reports of hospital birth, COLB's, BCs, etc., which of course, cannot be proven, nor have been shown to actually exist by any reasonable standard.
(5) I strongly suspect Grandma or Granpa Dunham pulled this off, with a CPUSA friend as witness.
(6) It took Team Obama a while to get the story straight on the BC thing, because first Governor Abercrombie (an true idiot of the Left) inexplicably may have told the truth at first when he said there "was no BC!"

So now, you, me, and Sheriff Joe know all that a reasonable person can claim to know with a modicum of certainty ... which ain't much. And that, my dear FRiends has been Team Obama's goal in pulling off one of the great hoaxes of our history and making sure we can never eat lunch in this town again if we dare to bring it up!