Posted on 12/20/2014 9:18:27 AM PST by lafroste
I have tried to post an apology about ten times now. I apologize for me earlier threads. All I can say is don't drink and post. Hope you all have a great week. Don't shoot the messenger. The devil is in the details. Happy is as happy does.
Posting is unlikely to lead to childbirth in nine months.
Having said that, I order you to remit monthly donations to FR for the next 21 years!
Maybe he ought to email Dr. Phil.
I’m shocked that anyone got the “Popeye” reference. Thanks.
On the internet people can say anything. Here’s hoping there is no 9 yo daughter. Best if it were all made up. Otherwise...not good.
FYI, Unnngh has three (count ‘em!) letter ‘n’s.
Not that it really matters.
Upthread there was a comment referencing ‘always after me Lucky Charms.’ #4.
I got dragged to that bizarre Altman movie back in 1980 when I was 6. I was like, “What the heck is this ? And why is Mork Popeye ?” Definitely not the cartoon.
Okay, i won’t look.
That poor dog! Unnnngh!
Posting while sober?
Depends on the time of day. I’m sure I’ll be posting later with a glass of 1800 tequila with some crushed fresh blackberries in it. I tried it with yellow raspberries over the summer and it was fantastic!
I don’t think he’s making it up. But he needs... help.
I’m typically a mean, miserable cur when sober. However I’m a great guy and an amicable fellow when I’m falling down drunk.
When posting I stay perpetually intoxicated as a public service. It’s rough on my liver but that’s just the kind of drunk I am!
Is that even possible?
Stop pissing into the wind.
When I drink and drive, I’m also texting on Free Republic! :)
Ah yes, Confession and apology.
Just like the Catholic Religion, break all the commandments
you want, as long as you go to confession all is forgiven,
and according to Francis the pope, even homosexuality.
Hate to inform you but, as far as I’m concerned,
no offense was taken. And since you are still able to post
the mods must have cut you some slack. Donate a few bucks
and all will be forgiven.
When posting I stay perpetually intoxicated as a public service. It’s rough on my liver but that’s just the kind of drunk I am!
Here ya go, here’s you an anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-Sg8
damn... that thread is STILL alive???
Must be a Yooper.
(That Wisconsin thing is just a clever ruse.)
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