Think you got it rough? Let me tell you about MY day. I was pulling out of the parking lot of Hobby Lobby on my way to get lunch at the Chick-fil-a, when I noticed I was low on gas. Thank goodness there was an Exxon station on the way back to where I was staying at the Marriot.
Anyway, while pulling into the gas station, I spilled a cup of hot coffee I had gotten from Waffle House all over my Urban Outfitters, er, outfit. Luckily I had a roll of Brawny paper towels I got on sale from Wal-Mart.
Cleaned it right up!