[rarestia]

I don’t sleep because my work is so demanding, and my work is so demanding because I don’t get enough sleep.

[dfwgator]

[real saxophonist]

I work at Home Depot, and this morning our phones didn't work. They worked as phones, but the other things we do with them, mainly scanning things and doing on hand counts, didn't work.

Apparently it was a systemwide thing, because the Cheyenne store called us and said their phones were doing the same thing.

So basically I got paid to stand around and not do anything for 4 hours. That's not quite true. We threw some freight, and I spent a good 15 minutes helping a customer pick out a garbage disposal.

[Starstruck]

I’m retired. Is today Monday?