[a fool in paradise]

[Alex Murphy]

And that, my friends, is the legend of how Muslims discovered America, 300 years before Columbus. And that’s great news, just in time for Thanksgiving! It means Western Imperialism is off the hook for stealing and raping the Indians’ land, brutally killing Native Americans with long guns and small pox and introducing everything from racism, sexism, anti-gay bigotry, and the class system to the Americas; by all rights that credit rightfully belongs to the Muslims now. And since they have not been given any credit for it, can you blame them for wanting to kill all of us?

ROTFL

[MrB]

Yeah, I do think it’s a funny irony that Muslims WERE greatly responsible for the discovery of America,

because they are a bunch of thieving bandits and pirates that forced honest traders to find another route to their trading partners.

Kinda like when lefties insist that Obama isn’t a socialist. I say, “you’re right, his obvious ideology tends more towards being a fascist than a socialist”.

[Brother Cracker]

[Slyfox]

It means Western Imperialism is off the hook for stealing and raping the Indians’ land, brutally killing Native Americans with long guns and small pox and introducing everything from racism, sexism, anti-gay bigotry, and the class system to the Americas;

Whew! And I guess the turkey was named after one of their conquests?

[Big Mack]

In 1872 Muslims invented the condom, using a goats lower intestine.

In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

[Thank You Rush]

That’s a hoot - thanks....