That is the way to win hearts and influence people.
First you dangle something out there like it means something.
Then you ‘insult’ people.
Then you act like you are Geraldo and have some deep dark secret to hide - and everyone is supposed to sit on the edge of their seat with bated breath waiting for your next move..
Well, you accomplished ONE goal.
You got me to (almost) admit that I RGAF when in reality, DILLIGAF?
Then you insult people.
Win hearts and influence people?
No, actually. Posting an intro. like this NEVER wins hearts. People generally take a wait-and-see attitude. They’ll either accuse you of being a fake, or they’ll say, “Welcome”, and post some smart arse remark, but I have yet see an initial vanity post in which ppls hearts and minds were change in a profound and positive way.