Years ago I went with My wife to a store that specializes in Christmas decorations year - round. They always had a small seasonal section for the current holiday as well. One year I noticed that it was early October, yet there was no halloween stuff on sale. I asked a sales clerk why. Her snide answer: “We don’t celebrate PAGAN holidays in this store!” I laughed to myself, looked at her and said “well in that case you might want to start taking down all of these trees in here”. To which she replied “wait, what?”. I then said “Look, I don’t have time to explain it to you lady but I’ll give you a word that will explain it. The word is ‘druid’- look it up”. I then walked away leaving a very bewildered sales clerk in my wake. Trust me on this one, Satan has a lot bigger fish to fry than the controversy stirred up each year by halloween.
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Just go to Cracker Barrel, they got em’ all!