Never get between a liberal and his money machine!!!
Best answer ever.
Year ago I was riding in a procession across Maine with the casket of a hero. As we went through each town, the intersections were blocked off and the local law enforcement stood erect at the corner and saluted as the car with the family went by.
Until we got to the People’s Republic of Augusta. At each corner the slovenly officers stood casually, slouching while they boredly held off the traffic. It was a stark contrast.