-——When I went to Greece, I kid you not, every single curio and souvenir shop sold penises out the wazoo. It was/is a veritable obsession there I guess-——
Were they preserved in a jar....?
Oh’ you mean fake penises...
Well I guess I shoulda been more specific. There were phallic things everywhere, from key chains to statues to ash trays, etc. All venerating that marvelous apparatus.....