Ban the Chiefs
They sing “Hail to the Chief” to our President.
Ban the President.
Chief is a Scot term, and I hereby ban all liberals who are opposed to the use of the English language, from using “Chief” and “Chiefs” and referring to same ... and that includes liberals who are my brothers of the land.
Same for electricity and “running water.”
Liberals are henceforth banned from drinking water, from running water, from being on water, from being in water, from having water, from thinking about water, from expressing anything about water, from using the term water, the term H2O, from using the term ocean, sea, lake, pond.
Liberals are henceforth required to make, ecologically pure batteries and generate their own energy and store that energy in those batteries.
Hollywood liberals are banned from using any energy except that which comes from the batteries into which they pedal-powered said energy ... and good luck with the klieg lights.
BTW, liberals are henceforth banned from using the term light, lite, lighting, flashlight.
Same for matches and matchsticks.
If none of this makes sense, neither do liberals.